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me02
06-10-04, 09:54 AM 06-10-04
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
me02
06-10-04, 09:57 AM 06-10-04
OH MY GOD i'm so sorry i must have posted this in the wrong forum. im so sorry Admin can you please move this to pet joke. im soooo sorry :angel4:
tommyjake
06-11-04, 09:34 AM 06-11-04
Cool joke.lol. :flower:
me02
06-20-04, 07:01 AM 06-20-04
thank-you i've got some more that i might post this time into the pet jokes this time. lol :love:
mckenzie84
06-21-04, 10:11 PM 06-21-04
lol thats a good one!
me02
06-27-04, 11:40 AM 06-27-04
im know daz y i put it on er :bouncy2: :heart: :sick:
ChirppyGirl
08-11-04, 06:55 PM 08-11-04
thats ok its still a good joke!
me02
08-12-04, 09:37 AM 08-12-04
thanks a lot
Kagome100
10-26-04, 11:10 AM 10-26-04
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

Good, I have seen this on the computer before but the last part the parrot says " Maybe, but my name is Noah, Jesus is a rottweiler!". Well at least that is how I saw it.
me02 original
10-31-04, 11:49 AM 10-31-04
cool.. lol