-For those who don’t know what a brothel is won’t get the joke-
A woman walked into a pet shop one day,
there were three parrots for sale
The first parrot was on sale for £350
The second parrot was on sale for £180
And the third parrot was on sale for £50
The lady asked the shop keeper “Why is this parrot only £50?”
And the shop keeper replied “Because it belonged to a brothel”
The lady then added on “Okay, ..fine I’ll take it because it’s so cheap”
The lady took the parrot home and placed him in her front room near the door.
Her auntie walked in through the door and sat down
“WE HAVE A NEW CUSTOMER” screeched the parrot.
Then her son walked in through the door and sat down.
“WE HAVE ANOTHER NEW CUSTOMER” screeched the parrot again.
Then her Husband walked in through the door to see what the fuss was about.
The parrot then screeched “WE HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN A LONG TIME!”