I was watching a new stand up movie that came out (Blue Collar Comedy Tour : One for the Road), and there was a joke I really liked but is kinda inapropriate. Anyways, here it goes.
2 friends were out in the forest hunting and one guy who was holding his scope sniper said, “Dude, I can see your house from here. Your wife is cheating on you!”
So the other guy is angry and says, “Well, I’ve had enough of her. Shoot her in the head and shoot the guy shes with in the private parts”.
So the guy with the gun says, “Well, I can shoot them both in the same shot!”