lol ok here is a story one but is kinda bad in a way…dont band me cuz i don think it is that bad.
there was a blonde a brunett and a red head. they wher at a party and wher all drunk. they came up with an idea to have a contest of who could do the stupedest thing. so the next morning they all got together and wher talking. the brunett said, “well i think i did the stupedest thing because on the way home my car hit a semi!” and the red head said, “well i think i did the stupedest thing because i set my house on fire!” and the blonde said, “i think i did the stupedest thing because i blew chunks.” the other girls said, “how is that so bad?” and the blonde replyed, “because chunks is my dog!”
ok so theres a blonde ,a brunette and a red head.
they were running from the police.
so they ran into a potatoe factory.
they each hid in a sac of potatoes.
the police came to the bag with the brunette first.
they kicked it, and it said “woof”.
” Oh its just a dog” they said.
they went to the next sac with the Red head.
they kicked it and it said “meow”.
“oh its just a cat” said the police.
then they went to the sac with the blonde.
😀 There were three wemon a blonde, Burnete, and a red head, they each got to chose a wish on what type of bird they would be. The Brenete was first so she ran off of a cliff and said eagle and she turned into a beautiful eagle. Then the red head got to do the same thing but when she jumped she said hawk. Then it was the Blondes turn so as she was running she triped and she yelled crap,she then got up and jumped off of the cliff and right as she was going to say robbin she turned into a pile of crap! ( you can also do this one as she says Doe Doe Bird ps they cant fly):stork-boy