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  • #569702

    1993Kat1993
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    OoOoOoOoOoO

    LOLOLOLOLOL!

    -~Ketlin

    #569727

    Mistwraith
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    The first 2 were funny. I’m not exactly sure I understand the story one. I think I might get it, but I’m not sure.

    #569665

    rabbitdogcatluv
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    @frogindabucket 676561 wrote:

    how does a blonde kill a bird…trow it of a kliff.

    how does a blonde kill a fish…she drownds it.

    lol ok here is a story one but is kinda bad in a way…dont band me cuz i don think it is that bad.

    there was a blonde a brunett and a red head. they wher at a party and wher all drunk. they came up with an idea to have a contest of who could do the stupedest thing. so the next morning they all got together and wher talking. the brunett said, “well i think i did the stupedest thing because on the way home my car hit a semi!” and the red head said, “well i think i did the stupedest thing because i set my house on fire!” and the blonde said, “i think i did the stupedest thing because i blew chunks.” the other girls said, “how is that so bad?” and the blonde replyed, “because chunks is my dog!”

    lol 🙂

    unexpected. :lipsrseal

    ha.

    #569677

    daddysgurl9245
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    I’m afraid what you’re thinking it is, really is it…:p

    #569728

    Mistwraith
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    Aaaah, ok:D

    #569659

    rachel37
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    ok so theres a blonde ,a brunette and a red head.
    they were running from the police.
    so they ran into a potatoe factory.
    they each hid in a sac of potatoes.
    the police came to the bag with the brunette first.
    they kicked it, and it said “woof”.
    ” Oh its just a dog” they said.
    they went to the next sac with the Red head.
    they kicked it and it said “meow”.
    “oh its just a cat” said the police.
    then they went to the sac with the blonde.

    they kicked it and it said “SAC OF POTATOES!”

    HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH i love that joke 🙂

    #569691

    mickeyd
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    hehe…that’s funny. i lyk that one! lol i think ive heard it b4…but it’s funny in any case!!!

    #569738

    Anonymous

    :laughing: these are great!:DD

    #569729

    Mistwraith
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    Haha, that ones funny. I laugh every time I hear it!

    #569754

    Partygirlrules9
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    😀 There were three wemon a blonde, Burnete, and a red head, they each got to chose a wish on what type of bird they would be. The Brenete was first so she ran off of a cliff and said eagle and she turned into a beautiful eagle. Then the red head got to do the same thing but when she jumped she said hawk. Then it was the Blondes turn so as she was running she triped and she yelled crap,she then got up and jumped off of the cliff and right as she was going to say robbin she turned into a pile of crap! ( you can also do this one as she says Doe Doe Bird ps they cant fly):stork-boy

    #569740

    babeEgrl10
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    lol! i’ve heard of that one before!

    #569741

    babeEgrl10
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    @rabbitdogcatluv 678651 wrote:

    unexpected. :lipsrseal

    ha.

    YIKES! there r younger ones out here u know… but other wise.. HEHEHE! that was FUNNY! (and a little inapropriate)

    #569742

    babeEgrl10
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    oops… i coppied the wrong one… oh well!

    #569766

    missy0ul0ve
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    idk if it was already posted but i had one that my dad used to say all the time…

    did you hear about the blonde with big square b–bs?

    she forgot to take the tissues out of the box;)

    #569678

    daddysgurl9245
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    Haha! It took me two times reading that to get it…:p


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