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    daddysgurl9245
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    Hahahahaha! I love blonde jokes….they are so funny!

    #569771

    rmcallister
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    A very stupid woman who happens to be blonde (To please the dumb blond joke haters) walks into the doctor’s office.

    The doctor asks, “What seems to be the problem?”

    The woman replies, “Doctor, I have pain on ALL parts of my body when I touch it!”

    “Impossible! Show me!” The doctor replies, so the blonde proceeds to poke herself on various parts of her body.

    “Ow!” She screams every time.

    The doctor shakes his head sadly. “Miss, your finger is broken.”

    #569682

    daddysgurl9245
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    Haha, I’ve heard that before but it’s still funny!

    #569692

    Firewolf
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    LOL. I’ve got a vidio of that joke!!!

    #569755

    Rat101010101010
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    I’m blonde so I have to be dumb then??????:mad:
    Lol:)
    Funny jokes.
    A blonde girl was walking down her road then she stopped. A ginger asked her with she was Ok and she said yes fine. The ginger asked what she was doing. She said:
    ‘I’m just looking for my ring, it was on this finger on my left hand.’
    She said this pointing to her middle right finger where in this case the ring sat.
    ‘Oh, there it is. Thank you. Goodbye.’

    #569756

    Rat101010101010
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    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

    The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

    He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

    Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

    The blonde started laughing.

    This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

    This time the blonde laughed even harder.

    Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

    The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what’s so funny.

    The blonde giggles and replies, “When you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!”

    #569731

    Mistwraith
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    That’s funny!

    #569683

    daddysgurl9245
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    LOL! *ggrrrr i hate the ten letter then*

    #569757

    Rat101010101010
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    Huh? I like the one where she lost her ring and she’s looking two blocks down!!

    #569732

    Mistwraith
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    @daddysgurl9245 741178 wrote:

    LOL! *ggrrrr i hate the ten letter then*

    I agree, it’s so annoying!

    #569660

    acscurr
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    a blond and a brunette went to the top of the empire state building. They both jumped off. At the bottom, the brunette lay mamed and bleeding on the pavement. A man asked, “where is the blond you told me about?” She said “O, she stopped to ask for directions.”


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