Moses a dog and bush

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    me02 original
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    :hyper: George bush walks up to a old man (carrying his dog)
    the dog sniffs the old man and runs off
    The old man was wearing a white robe, sandals, had a long white beard and a bird sat onto of his head
    ‘Excuse me, are you moses?’ asked G.bush
    No replie from the old man
    ‘erm…sorry maby you didn’t hear my..are you moses?’
    …no repliy
    G.Bush turns to his dog and says ‘either this man is deaf or just plain rude’
    Moses replies ‘ Sorry but the last time i talked to a bush i wandered the desert for 40 years’
    lamo! :slaphappy

    #308044

    KurtsGurl
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    Ha, now I really like this one. :p

    #308048

    overtgabby
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    LOL! Good one!

    #308049

    S t e p h
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    hahaha lmao!!! :applause:

    #308040

    danigirl1031
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    lmao… thats a good one

    #308041

    Jiffykat
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    This one made me giggle.

    #308046

    rabbitdogcatluv
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    I don’t like it at all 🙁

    #308036

    FemaleWriter
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    Funny!

    Of course rabbitdogcatluv doesn’t like it. I’ve yet to meet a Texan that likes Bush jokes.

    #308042

    Jiffykat
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    LOL!!!! I don’t see why spaces don’t count as characters here, but if you use spaces in your signature they counts as characters.

    #308043

    Ratty Lover
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    lol, very funny!

    #308050

    ferr3tfan
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    OH THAT is a good a one

    #308047

    rabbitdogcatluv
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    FemaleWriter wrote:
    Funny!

    Of course rabbitdogcatluv doesn’t like it. I’ve yet to meet a Texan that likes Bush jokes.
    No, I don’t like it because its dumb! :rolleyes:

    What does Bush have to do with Moses?????

    #308037

    me02 original
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    Lol sorry bout if you don’t like it Rabbitdogcatluv it’s ment to be one of those jokes when anything can happen really? Like if they met one day what would happen.
    That kinda thing.

    #308045

    dbl120902
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    Me02 – Very old thread… almost 2 years, in fact.

    …but I thought maybe I could help out, rabbitdogcatluv.

    To answer your question, Bush has nothing to do with Moses.

    However, Moses has something to do with a bush.

    #308053

    MaggieDog
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    Best one yet.

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